i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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