Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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