So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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