there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
Randomize
