we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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