"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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