I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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