My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
Just cropdusted the office
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I just want to make out with him forever
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
false alarm, still single
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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