i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
tell me about the fingering
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