I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
This house was built for laser tag.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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