Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
I'm drive I can fine osifer
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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