There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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