You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I believe in your delicious
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
Randomize
