There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Hippo gnu deer
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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