I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
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