You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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