Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize
