Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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