so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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