it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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