I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
Green mimosas i think yes
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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