Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
okay pat passed out under dana's car
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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