She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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