found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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