Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
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