If i come over, it means nothing
I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
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