The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
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