You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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