Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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