How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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