Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
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