yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
Randomize
