I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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