its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
and you fell through a lawn chair
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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