i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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