I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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