i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
Randomize
