when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
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