what if I'm pregnant?
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I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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