There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
We need to get me chipped asap
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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