I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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