Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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