He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
That accounts for only three of the penises
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
Randomize
