piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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