How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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