Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Randomize
