okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
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Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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