Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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