I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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