She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
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