we have officially lost it.
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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