my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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