Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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