i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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