belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
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