Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
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