do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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