i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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