Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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