Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
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