i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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