I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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