If that was your dad, he is hot
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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